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There once was a troon who was totally troon. "You are troon," said the troon, but it was he who was troon.

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[-]JasonCarswell
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Neat idea, terrible execution. Obsessing about troons is not healthy - and this story is an embarrassment to the vast history of literature and reading.

We could develop open-source stories, screenplays, etc. on Projex.Wiki and/or vote on aspect on GoatMatrix and/or develop A.I. illustrations too. One of these months I'm going to finish a screenplay or few and then make them into A.I. movies.

[-]x0x7
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That's a good idea making illustrations. But I agree. There is a bit of troon derangement syndrome. They're already a privileged class. They shouldn't get free rent.

I think we should do this again some time, but with a better seed.

[-]LarrySwinger
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Continue from the OP in a top-level comment and then we should reply to the previous poster each time.

[-]Theodore_Kent1(+1|0)

Continue from the OP in a top-level comment and then we should reply to the previous poster each time

And so, one by one, the users of the backwoods Reddit-clone gathered in front of their glowing rectangles to type out their responses, which was something about troons.

[-]LarrySwinger
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You put your comment below the wrong glowing rectangle.

[-]x0x7
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Said Larry, not getting the joke.

[-]x0x7
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The man to which the troon spoke went by the name of Badassington. He pulled out a shotgun and said, "I'm tired of trying to talk logic with you. I am a man of words not violence. But words have no use if they have no meaning." And then he shot the troon's arm clean off.

[-]Tom_Bombadil1(+1|0)

Choral Refrain: "Continue from the OP in a top-level comment and then we should reply to the previous poster each time."

[-]LarrySwinger
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"Lel," said newfag #1363267.
"Kek," said newfag #1361772.
"LMAO," said newfag #852205.
Anonymous had been absent for a while, and that's probably for the better, because if he was there, he'd take the shotgun from Badassington's hands and shoot himself.

[-]x0x7
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Illustration for the level above

[-]x0x7
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[-]x0x7
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[-]Tom_Bombadil0(+0|0)

The brutal reality.

It's hideously tragic.

[-]Tom_Bombadil0(+0|0)

Have you considered the possiblity that Sandra BULLOCK is transgender?

'Bullocks' is British for the family jewels.

Everyone knows there's something odd about that character, but it was beyond the realm of possibility in the 90's.

And suddenly... it all makes sense.

[-]x0x7
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I actually have considered that. It's hard not to when looking at her.

[-]LarrySwinger
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I have the weirdest boner right now.