Here you go you little spooges, a cup of yogurt and totally not semen for you to enjoy while you listen to my story. It is a story filled with autism, and semen. And yogurt. And you ivan, fire. Get of out of the fire you retard. No wait, I changed my mind, get back in it. You retard.

In the dairy industry we had a saying. "Anman, 10 pallets of yogurt have been written off because they are about to expire, please organise disposal" And you my little strumpets, are like that yogurt. You are still good to eat, but you have been thrown away. Discarded, due to managements inability to balance production and sales. Man I've had some shit jobs. And like we used to say in the auto spare parts industry "Anman, we need to dispose of 1 million recalled air bags" And truer words have never been spoken.

Now settle down, get cozy, comfortable... There. You feel sleepy now? Relaxed? The fire is nice and warm and the yogurt totally not semen is sitting in your belly? Gonna doze off any second now? NO! WAKE UP YOU STUPID INSUFFERABLE CHILD! YOURE DOOMED! DOOOOOOMEEEDDD!!!!! IVAN GET BACK IN THE FIRE! WE NEED MORE SCREAMING! EVERY ONE! HIT IVAN WITH SOMETHING SHARP AND RUSTY! HE NEEDS TO SUFFER FOR HIS SINS.

This site will die like reddit, with the flair of poal, to the tune of saidit.

• The sites admin is a hypocrite. Wants free speech but loves the idea of censoring people.
• Openly supports and encourages user brigading. He doesn't care about content, he wants you to subjugate people he doesn't like. And this is supported by him actually banning people who actively try to damage the site, such as for spamming. Which further confirms politics is more important than content, as he then claims someone who is damaging to the site should be shadow banned (or effectively shadow banned via downvotes) instead of being banned outright. It's all his personal preference. Despite what other users may want.
• Both AnmanIndustries accounts (include the one that doesn't post) is shadow banned on chat. Despite saying that he always tells people before he bans them. People are asking for explanation but he isn't giving one. Regardless of the circumstances that has caused this (being technical accident or purposeful), what a huge cunt. Only a cunt would do this. Cunt.
• Says he wants to build another matrix alternative, but the sites been around for 2 years and functions worse than off the shelf product. Not even a log out button, but focuses on mobile use or some other silly function instead.
• Doesn't care about the success of the site. It just being available is the goal.
• Applies new changes directly to the production system, clearly without testing. Or, he is straight up lying about functionality to hide his motives. But we would never know, as he purposely ignores inquiry if it doesn't suit him.
• Likes linux. Linux is shit. Anyone who things linux is going to save the retail world is retarded. You have to be a huge nerd and hate games in order to use linux. And even then, you have to be retarded to use an OS that can't even handle dual monitors without being retarded.
• Supports democractic process. Democracy is garbage. Look what it has done to the world? Imagine a world where saiditors are the majority of voters. That is happening here right now. Hide your daughters.
• Wanted to watch cyberpunk movies, but didn't care about Johnny Mnemonic.
• Posts pictures of rivers and pretends he took them to make it look like he went for a walk, when he hasn't left the basement in years.
• Owns a chromebook.
• Slows down post queue for certain people, because he shadowbans people.
• Chugs dumpster loads of cum. Probably.
• Is a jew. Maybe.
• Jerks off to ai images of gabe newell. High chance, going by steam post history. Unconfirmed though. But very very high chance.
• JasonCarswell is his alt.
• JasonCarswell complains about people not doing something, when they actually have and he himself has already replied to the post he is claiming people have not done.
• JasonCarswell is a robot. Confirmed.
• JasonCarswell is a jew. Probably.
• In one of Hitlers speeches he mentioned that he needed to be expelled from Germany in order for the German people to survive. You do not want someone like that in your country.
• Once raped and killed a girl in the 1990s.
• Shadow bans people.
• Doesn't appreciate or understand the meaning of my iron fist of saba track.
• Drove prices up for prestige bull semen by constantly buying out all the semen, making farmers poorer and increasing the suicide rate.
• Shadow bans people he doesn't like.
• Shadow bans people.
• Shadow bans.
• Needs instructions on how to wear a neck gaiter.
• Added youtube video length to automatic link subjects, but still no log out button.
• Shaaaaaadowban! https://www.leisurebyte.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/10/VideoScreenshot-Stream-1405.jpg
• Admitted to making goatmatrix a linux forum, for linux users as every one else is wrong.

So the moral of the story is, Ivan is gay.

Any one who posts "Then you should just leave" is a reddit bot that posts to "am I the asshole" and gives an account of a fictional furry who rolled up and smoked a phone book and accidentally lit his suit on fire and burned is parents to death in a house fire. To which he then replies to himself saying no, you are not the asshole, your parents should have paid for your actual weed so you didnt have to experiment with unknown substances. Reddit gold for that reply.

This is early as I've been way too busy and will be doing more fun things around Christmas than being here, like eating dirt or recording the sound a duck makes in the slow cooker, but: Merry Christmas to half of you and happy holocaust to the rest. Except JasonCarswell. He gets nothing. I'm not even going to mention him. Jesus was born for your sins. Except JasonCarswells.