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[-]Theodore_Kent1(+1|0)

Will you read the Bud Light commercial I wrote for Shane Gillis?

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Sure. How bad could it be?

[-]Theodore_Kent0(+0|0)

written and directed by Theodore Kent.

Camera pans to Shane Gillis finishing up a comedy set under the hot spotlight, sweaty and panting

"What a great crowd! Thank you, Austin!"

Camera closes in on Shane, backstage in the greenroom, obviously sweaty, exhausted, and thirsty

"God Damn, I would cut off my own dick off for a Budlight" he says, desperate for refreshment.

"Already did"

Camera slowly pans to the person next to him, who happens to be holding a cold, glistening can of Budlight out for him. It is Dylan Mulvaney.

Boom. That commercial would win awards.