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War is a business and, boyo, business is a-boomin'.
The blood-slicked gears of the war machine are still grinding away in the shadows, but AI can shine a light beyond what the news has been willing to tell you. When not appearing in leather and high heels in music videos, Volodymyr Zelensky, a former sitcom president on a tv show, was clearly poised to take his act global. Still insisting on clutching the podium of the Western Virtue Signal Beacon Tower, even basic Internet keyboard warriors can see him juggling offshore accounts in the background; a keystone of corruption.
We are left wondering who is orchestrating this actor's rise to the halls of power and global grifting 'neo-Nazi' battalions. Behind every great political puppet, there’s a puppeteer and that man is Igor Kolomoisky, oligarch, fraudster, alleged mob boss, and now, an imprisoned has-been facing the sort of justice usually reserved for those who fall out of favor with the banking or energy cartels.
Igor Kolomoisky has significant ties to Israel, stemming from his dual Ukrainian-Israeli citizenship and his extensive business interests in the country. Understanding factions within Israel helps put this all into perspective. Netanyahu had no problem sacrificing his political opposition on October 7 under a Hannibal Directive. Kolomoisky is no different. But, the piles of money are where?
TV Stardom, Offshore Fortunes, and a Billionaire’s Backing
Zelensky’s meteoric rise from Kvartal 95 (tepid) comedy "kingpin: (lol) to Ukraine’s Servant of the People president wasn’t a spontaneous expression of democratic will. No, it was a meticulously bankrolled production, with none other than, you guessed it Igor Kolomoisky, the shadowy former owner of PrivatBank. Supposedly a journalist was ordered killed by Zelensky to cover this up. Let's see how that plays out.
The Pandora Papers spilled the beans on how Zelensky and his band of merry media men shuffled millions through British Virgin Islands shell companies. Money funneled from Kolomoisky’s enterprises found its way into these offshore accounts between 2012 and 2016. While Zelensky publicly railed against the oligarchic order, behind the scenes, his pockets were being lined by one of the most notorious financiers of skullduggery in Eastern Europe.
Zelensky, the War, and the Nazis Next Door
Let’s talk about the Azov Battalion, those charming lads with their Wolfsangel insignias, Swastika tattoos, and their feigned deep admiration for certain German ideologies circa 1939-45. Zelensky's poor acting revealed the veneer over disingenuous attempts at a weak-kneed effort to rein in these state-sponsored sociopaths (also who have poor acting abilities). Andriy Biletsky, founder of Azov and a man who once spoke of leading a “final crusade” against Semites and Slavs alike, essentially told the Jewish president to sit down and shut up. And he did. Because Zelensky is not some master of political intrigue or any kind of actual general or commander; all of these players are "just taking orders". The only difference is that Zelensky, along with secret offshore billions, gets paid in cocaine and gay hookers, as well.
When Zelensky says, "I don't know where all the money went", it is probably because his cocaine addled mind can't even conceive of the financial web he was bribed to participate in. Credit where credit is due, Hunter Biden paid a lot closer attention to his bribes and, when he couldn't understand, Eric Schwerin was always there to explain it, in detail. In emails. Which are public.
Instead of purging these extremists from Ukraine’s ranks, Zelensky leaned in, handing out Hero of Ukraine awards to Right Sector commanders, cozying up with C14 neo-Nazis, and ensuring that these well-armed ideological actors remained on the state payroll. "Pseudo Operations" abound. The U.S. media, of course, ate it up. After all, how could a Jewish president possibly support neo-Nazis? Because they're ideological fakes. Cognitive dissonance be damned, the narrative has to be maintained.
The Fall: Corruption, American Real Estate, and a Prison Cell
Kolomoisky’s empire wasn’t just a local Ukrainian racket. It had its tentacles wrapped around U.S. real estate, steel mills, and financial institutions. Through a labyrinthine network of shell companies, he and his associates allegedly siphoned off billions from PrivatBank, parking the stolen loot in places like Cleveland skyscrapers, Pittsburgh steel mills, and Illinois factories.
When the U.S. Justice Department finally was forced to clean up via modified limited hangout, they opened a grand jury investigation, tracking how $750 million in tainted funds slithered into American markets. Meanwhile, PrivatBank, once Ukraine’s largest bank, was left with a $5.5 billion crater, forcing the government to nationalize it in 2016 to prevent outright economic collapse. US Taxpayers pay both ways, coming and going.
By 2023, the jig was up. Kolomoisky, who once acted as kingmaker for Ukraine’s political elite, found himself in a Kyiv prison cell, charged with fraud, money laundering, and even attempted murder. The Supreme Court of Ukraine shut down his desperate appeals to reclaim PrivatBank, and his iron grip on Ukrainian finance was pried away by the very system he once manipulated with impunity. Weird you don't hear about this massive grift from USAID funded news outlets, isn't it?
The Grand Illusion of Anti-Corruption Crusades
Zelensky, ever the unconvincing performer has been called out on all of this corrupt political theater the entire way, with every Western ally, USAID funded news outlet and blue haired schizophrenic screeching their gaslighting at those who have actual common sense. Who really believes Zelensky is an "anti-corruption" champion? What a bad joke from a worse comedian.
Kolomoisky’s arrest is proof that Ukraine is cleaning house and covering up crimes. Let’s not kid ourselves about justice. It’s about optics and the disappearance of billions used to proxy the capture of trillions in energy trade. Washington needed a scalp, and Kolomoisky was the most expendable.
This is the same Ukraine where Hunter Biden and Burisma Holdings operated with impunity, where Western money flows like a river into offshore accounts, and where political elites swap out one set of criminal overlords for another.
Let's not forget, Victoria Nuland, "The Queen of Ukraine", The Podesta Group, and "European Center for A Modern Ukraine" along with "Robert Mueller" and "Yanukovych" set the stage for regime change so the energy cartel coup could spike prices in Europe, feed the war machine and continue to pretend like cheap, safe, nuclear energy isn't a common sense solution.
So let’s drop the act. Kolomoisky was always a villain; but he was their villain... until he wasn’t. Zelensky, for all his speeches about democracy and European values, was bankrolled by dirty money, propped up by Western PR machines, and surrounded by men with a penchant for goose-stepping.
In the end, Ukraine remains what it has always been: a playground for oligarchs, war profiteers, and foreign interests, where the script is written by the the combined efforts of multiple intelligence communities.
And as always, the people? Well, they’re just collateral damage in someone else’s game.
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Other Investigative Avenues:
Further Unraveling Zelensky’s Offshore Holdings
Deeper Examination of U.S. Financial Institutions’ Role
Hunter Biden’s Connections Beyond Burisma
U.S. and NATO Funding to Ukrainian Paramilitary Groups
Impact of Kolomoisky’s Arrest on Ukraine’s Political Landscape
Western Media’s Role in Covering for Ukrainian Corruption
The Future of Ukraine’s Oligarchic Power Structure
Tracking the Flow of War Profits
Potential U.S. Extradition of Kolomoisky
Ukrainian Intelligence and Its Overlap with Organized Crime