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Catch and Release,
Says the Fisherman,
Casting his line down into water,
That stupid,
Silly Creature,
Biting the worm he wants to slaughter.

Pulled into the a higher realm,
By a line he don't understand,
The Fish finds himself,
Jerked into the air,
and Judged by a Proper Man,

He sure is big
What a Keeper!
This fish is the best!
Oooooooooooorrrrrrrrrr
This trash catfish,
came from polluted rivers,
Best to leave him off the hook,
and send him back to muddy depths,
To contemplate the bait he took.

And so, a fisherman,
will always
Talk to a caught fish,
and sometimes
I wonder
If an old testament deity,
would do the exact same,
type of -ish,

A thin prophet shown through the veil,
But eventually thrown back,
Or a fatty prophet ascended to the seat of God,
Skillet fried,
into a well-earned Old Testament snack.

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