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I went on a night walk just a second ago as of often do before sleeping. I live next to pretty much the only wilderness immediately around and even then I almost never see deer in that area. The deer rarely make it even there because they prefer the larger bits of wilderness. So it was strange when I walked deeper into the neighborhood even further away from any wilderness and I came across a deer. Not just any deer. It was the biggest rack I've ever seen on a deer in real life. Proper movie shit. In my area typical deer are quite lame. Even at one of our golf courses, known for its free roaming deer, there can be thirty deer unharrassed on the field not a single one of them will be impressive. This is what I mean by movie shit. This was a proper rack. This is not what I typically see.
Even before this I was thinking about getting a bow because I could always get lucky and get one of the ones in my back yard. Like I said that is a rare sight. But I could still get lucky. The number of deer that have been making it to my private little micro-wilderness has been increasing year to year. I would see one once every five years, ultra rare, and now about one sighting a year. I thought about getting a bow on the assumption the trend would continue to being multiple a year. Maybe this is a sign I should get that bow.
It might be worth letting that chad stag live so that he can procreate with all the non-impressive deer.
The other day I saw a dear on the bus with an enormous rack. She was also fat.