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[-]Tom_Bombadil5(+4|0)

He draws attention to a woman who struggles like an idiot to wink at the camera.

She has to first close both of her eyes, so she can open one eye, and then close her open eye.

She's unable to wink like a normal person, and it requires 100% of her concentration to execute a series of deliberate motions.

  1. Begin process.
  2. Close both eyes, and hold them closed for 2 seconds.
  3. Carefully open one eye.
  4. Close the opened eye.
  5. Open both eyes.
  6. End process.

It's like a wink simulacrum.

[-]RickSanchez3(+2|0)

It is because she is an ignorant moron. Indoctrinated until she can't do the simplest things.

[-]Tom_Bombadil3(+2|0)

She truly lives in the moment. Every motion is a deliberate and conscious act.

[-]JasonCarswell4(+3|0)

Zen.

[-]Tom_Bombadil3(+2|0)

Zen.

Hilarious! 🤣

[-]RickSanchez3(+2|0)

She has been taught to think with emotions, hate, and envy, instead of logic and reason. Her teachers robbed her of critical thinking.

[-]Tom_Bombadil3(+2|0)

I think you're right. Mentally poisoned.

[-]RickSanchez3(+2|0)

Poor thing, mentally poisoned to hate men and can't find a husband, so she keeps cats as a cat lady. Works in HR and fires men for being men.

[-]Tom_Bombadil3(+2|0)

Definitely works in HR.

[-]RickSanchez3(+2|0)

With a Gender Studies Degree!