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Naked customer allegedly threatens convenience store staff with veggie peeler, masturbates in front of cops(nypost.com)
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[-]x0x71(+1|0)
I'd like to shiv her with my vegetable peeler, if you know what I mean.
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[-]AmericanMuskrat0(0|0)
Y'all think she's single?
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[-]x0x71(+1|0)
She probably is. I wonder if she will make bail.
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