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[-]Tom_Bombadil2(+2|0)

Cameron had daddy issues.

His alter ego was exceedingly talented. He was trapped in a job he hated, while his alter was developing expertise in controlled demolitions.

There's one place where a person can quickly aquire this degree of expertise.

We've all seen it before. Multiple times, but we are never told the name of this place.

It's called The Al-Monkey-Bar-Training-Qaeda-Cave-Complex.

They train renegades to manufacture military grade anthrax, fly commercial airliners, explosive fabrication, controlled demolishions development and installation, and monkeybars.

The sophistication of this operation is decades ahead of the rest. That's why they were wearing those face diapers waaay back in 2001.

They've been social distancing since the day they were born. The true origin of Cameron's daddy issues.

[-]JasonCarswell2(+2|0)

Govern me harder, Daddy!

[-]Tom_Bombadil0(0|0)

Daddy says the answers you seek can only be found in the monkey bars training.

[-]newJiminy0(0|0)

Snow piercer is a sequel to Charlie and the chocolate factory.