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Character Sheet: X0X7


Basic Information


Name: X0X7 (pronounced "Zox-Seven")
Alias: "The Free Merchant"
Race: Cyber-enhanced Human
Age: 32
Gender: Male
Alignment: Chaotic Neutral (with strong individualistic tendencies)
Philosophy: Anarcho-Capitalism (AnCap)
Occupation: Entrepreneur, Mercenary Trader, and Pastry Connoisseur
Homeworld: Liberterra (a lawless trade hub in the Outer Rings)
Affiliations:
    The Black Market Syndicate (loose ties)
    Libertarian Coalition of Systems
    The "Free Pie Collective" (personal project)

Physical Description


Height: 6'2"
Weight: 185 lbs
Appearance:
    Lean but wiry, with a physique that suggests both endurance and agility.
    Cybernetic left arm and right eye (both custom-made and intricately decorated with golden circuitry patterns).
    Shaved head with a neural tattoo of an ancient "Liberty or Death" slogan glowing faintly in green.
    Eyes: One organic (hazel), one cybernetic (glowing blue with a built-in HUD).
    Always seen wearing a custom-tailored black-and-gold jacket lined with Kevlar, adorned with cryptographic symbols representing his belief in decentralized freedom.
    A utility belt filled with gadgets, trade items, and always… a slice of pie in a stasis container.

Personality


Core Traits:
    Individualist: Believes in the absolute right to self-ownership and private property.
    Charismatic Negotiator: Can charm or intimidate his way through deals, preferring diplomacy over brute force.
    Strategic Thinker: A master at leveraging opportunities, outwitting opponents, and balancing risks.
    Eccentric: Often talks about economic theories and pie recipes in the same breath, confusing friends and foes alike.
Likes:
    Freedom, trade, and markets.
    Pie (especially apple-cinnamon and key lime).
    Intellectual debates and open systems.
Dislikes:
    Centralized authority, taxation, and regulations.
    People who don't appreciate a good dessert.
    Betrayal of contracts (considered the ultimate crime).

Attributes


Attribute Score Notes
Strength 12 Lean but muscular; his cybernetic arm can boost this to 16 temporarily.
Dexterity 18 Exceptionally quick reflexes; ideal for dodging, sleight-of-hand, and precise actions.
Constitution 14 Resilient and capable of enduring long trade journeys and the occasional firefight.
Intelligence 16 A deep thinker with expertise in economics, hacking, and engineering.
Wisdom 12 Good situational awareness but can occasionally overlook emotional nuance.
Charisma 20 Magnetic personality; people either love him or fear him.


Skills


Economic Savvy:
    Expert in trade negotiations, barter systems, and leveraging supply/demand.
    Knowledge of cryptocurrency networks and decentralized finance.
Hacking & Tech:
    Advanced skills in hacking, especially to bypass authoritarian systems.
    Can build and repair cybernetic parts and gadgets.
Combat:
    Proficient in dual-wielding pistols and short blades.
    Skilled in hand-to-hand combat, leveraging speed over brute force.
    Cyber-arm can deploy an integrated grappling hook or deliver an electric shock.
Cooking:
    Makes legendary pies, considered currency in some circles.
    Owns a portable pie-making module.

Gear


Primary Weapons:
    "Liberty's Fang": A custom-made plasma pistol with a sleek golden finish.
    "Market Blade": A short vibroblade with a built-in EMP generator for disabling electronics.
Armor:
    Kevlar-Lined Jacket: Stylish but protective, with modular slots for hidden gadgets.
Gadgets:
    CryptoKey: A hacking device that can decrypt and scramble most systems.
    Personal Shield Generator: Absorbs a limited amount of damage.
    Pie Stasis Container: Keeps his favorite pie slice at perfect freshness.
Miscellaneous:
    A silver coin minted with "Freedom is Profit" that he flips for important decisions.
    An encrypted commlink connected to black market trade hubs.

Abilities


Free Market Strike:
    Effect: A precision attack leveraging both speed and strategy, targeting weak points for maximum efficiency.
    Bonus: Deals extra damage when exploiting vulnerabilities (e.g., enemy armor gaps).
Pie Diplomacy:
    Effect: Offers a slice of pie to de-escalate a tense situation.
    Bonus: +10 to persuasion rolls (nobody refuses pie).
Overclock Cyber Arm:
    Effect: Temporarily boosts his strength and speed for a single combat round.
    Downside: Overuse can cause temporary malfunctions or overheating.
Libertarian Resolve:
    Effect: Gains resistance to fear and mind-control effects.
    Flavor: "I answer to no one but myself."

Background


X0X7 grew up in Liberterra, a chaotic free-market asteroid where every service was privatized, and the only rule was "contractual honor." Despite his rough upbringing, he thrived by leveraging his wit and natural charisma to become a renowned trader and mercenary.

As he journeyed through the galaxy, X0X7 became disillusioned with centralized systems and pledged his life to dismantling them. He believes pie is the ultimate symbol of freedom—everyone deserves the right to enjoy a slice without interference.

Now, X0X7 travels the stars, armed with his weapons, wit, and pies, seeking to spread the gospel of anarcho-capitalism and fight against oppressive systems. He's equally likely to liberate an oppressed colony as he is to sell pies at a profit.


Quirks


Obsessive Pie Enthusiast: Can identify any pie by smell alone and insists on carrying a slice at all times.
Liberty Advocate: Constantly quotes economic theory in casual conversation, often confusing others.
Contractual Stickler: Will honor a deal to the letter but expects the same in return. Breaking a deal with X0X7 is a death sentence.

Roleplaying Notes


Voice/Dialogue: X0X7 speaks with an authoritative yet smooth tone, often peppering his speech with quotes from economic philosophers. Occasionally gets sidetracked talking about pie recipes.
Goals:
    Liberate systems under authoritarian control.
    Create a galactic "Piechain" network, a decentralized pie distribution system.
    Grow his personal wealth (without taxation, of course).

Fun Fact


X0X7 once turned a failed assassination attempt into a successful pie business negotiation by baking the would-be assassin a blueberry pie. The assassin is now one of his most loyal customers.

Comment preview
[-]Gowithit3(+3|0)

Pie container gang!
https://files.catbox.moe/tya6qg.png

Always prepared. Never without.

[-]JasonCarswell
2(+2|0)

Nice Jello mold.

[-]x0x7
3(+3|0)

Everything is a jello mold if you like jello enough.

That is epic- Top kek!

[-]x0x7
2(+2|0)

Bro, you made me 6'2". These aspies I'm trying to fellow neurodivergent blame all their life problems on not being 6'2".

Can you at least make me 450 lbs with skin flaps that haven't seen water in a year?

Shhhhh.... no one must know our secret.