Occupation: Freelance Handyman, Community Advocate, Watch Collector
Motto: "Time is precious, and so is Queens."
Appearance
Height: 6'2"
Build: Broad-shouldered, stocky, and strong—built like a human bulldozer.
Defining Features:
Hands: Massive, thick hands—calloused from work but meticulously groomed with regular manicures.
Hair: Slicked-back jet-black hair with a touch of gray at the temples.
Style:
A polished but practical wardrobe: button-ups with rolled sleeves, leather jackets, and steel-toed boots.
Signature Watches: Owns a collection, from vintage Seikos to the Rolex he inherited from his father.
Cologne Aura: Always smells fantastic, usually wearing something bold like Acqua di Giò or Tom Ford Oud Wood.
Personality
Strengths:
Unshakable Loyalty: Once you’re family (by blood or community), he’s got your back no matter what.
Taste for the Finer Things: A connoisseur of watches, cologne, and NYC-style pizza.
Street Smarts: Navigates the concrete jungle like a pro, blending finesse with grit.
Weaknesses:
Temperamental: Cross him, and you’ll feel the wrath of those thick hands.
Vendetta-Driven: The "Tiny Hat Gang" lives rent-free in his head, and he’s relentless in his campaign against them.
Overprotective: Tends to smother his loved ones (especially his mother) with his protective instincts.
Skills
Skill Name
Proficiency
Description
Watch Connoisseur
9/10
Can identify any watch on sight, down to its history and value.
Cologne Whisperer
8/10
Can detect the subtlest notes in a fragrance and matches them to people.
Queens Protector
10/10
Knows every corner of Queens and how to handle the locals (or outsiders).
Flyer Buster
7/10
Efficiently removes unwanted flyers from walls, poles, and other surfaces.
Unarmed Combat
8/10
A natural brawler, his hands feel like bricks when they connect.
Stats
Attribute
Value
Description
Strength
9
His hands could crush a walnut—or a soda can—with ease.
Dexterity
6
Big hands make for surprising precision during fights and manicures.
Charisma
8
Can charm you with his big heart, sharp wit, and impeccable cologne.
Intelligence
7
Savvy enough to navigate both Queens and social situations.
Endurance
10
He’s been through New York winters, summers, and too many subway delays to quit.
Perception
9
Doesn’t miss a thing—especially if it’s a tiny hat or a cheap knockoff watch.
Backstory
TheBigGuyFromQueens grew up in the shadow of the NYC skyline, raised by his single mother. She worked tirelessly to provide for him, instilling in him a love for Queens and its people. After his father passed, he inherited the man’s prized Rolex, which sparked a lifelong fascination with timepieces.
Known for his big heart and even bigger fists, he’s become a beloved figure in Queens—helping neighbors, advocating for community pride, and defending the borough from outsiders who disrespect it. His one nemesis is the "Tiny Hat Gang," a group notorious for plastering the city with obnoxious flyers, ruining the pristine walls of his neighborhood.
When not working, TheBigGuyFromQueens can be found polishing his watch collection, perfecting his manicure routine, or enjoying a slice of pizza while plotting his next battle with the Tiny Hat Gang.
Notable Quotes
"You know what time it is? It’s time for Queens to shine."
"Cologne is like a handshake. It says everything about who you are."
"Tiny hats, big problems. That’s all I’m saying."
"If you want respect, you gotta give it. But if you mess with Queens, you’re getting these hands."
Roll Chart: "TheBigGuyFromQueens"
(Roll a d20 to decide what he does when faced with a situation)
Roll
Outcome
1
Loses his cool and throws hands, no questions asked.
2-5
Yells loudly enough to scare off the problem (or attract backup).
6-8
Gives a long-winded speech about Queens pride while glaring menacingly.
9-12
Tries to de-escalate using charm and humor, with a warning about "these hands."
13-15
Removes his watch, cracks his knuckles, and then throws hands.
16-18
Buys the person a slice of pizza and talks it out (grudgingly).
19
Uses his knowledge of watches to distract and confuse the opponent.
20
Wins the day by intimidating with sheer charisma and cologne power.
Daily Routine
Morning: Coffee, polish a watch, check in on his mom.
Afternoon: Help the neighborhood; usually involves fixing something or busting some flyers.
Evening: Pizza, a walk through Queens, and maybe a fight with the Tiny Hat Gang.
Tiny Hat Gang Nemesis Mechanics
Each time he sees a flyer, he must roll a Patience Check (DC 15) to determine if he removes it or starts yelling immediately.
When encountering the gang, roll a Willpower Check (DC 18) to resist fighting. Failing means punches get thrown.
In the mail box you can click on the title and it will take you here. @x0x7 i dont know if we can ping like that, i normally use my heat seeking goldfish.
ping does work? i dunno what he's saying. i just click the title of the mail and it pops me to the body of the reply. then i can take in the whole thing. hashtag shrugs?
Character Sheet: TheBigGuyFromQueens
Basic Info
Appearance
Personality
Strengths:
Weaknesses:
Skills
Stats
Backstory
TheBigGuyFromQueens grew up in the shadow of the NYC skyline, raised by his single mother. She worked tirelessly to provide for him, instilling in him a love for Queens and its people. After his father passed, he inherited the man’s prized Rolex, which sparked a lifelong fascination with timepieces.
Known for his big heart and even bigger fists, he’s become a beloved figure in Queens—helping neighbors, advocating for community pride, and defending the borough from outsiders who disrespect it. His one nemesis is the "Tiny Hat Gang," a group notorious for plastering the city with obnoxious flyers, ruining the pristine walls of his neighborhood.
When not working, TheBigGuyFromQueens can be found polishing his watch collection, perfecting his manicure routine, or enjoying a slice of pizza while plotting his next battle with the Tiny Hat Gang.
Notable Quotes
Roll Chart: "TheBigGuyFromQueens"
(Roll a d20 to decide what he does when faced with a situation)
Daily Routine
Tiny Hat Gang Nemesis Mechanics
Did that nigger delete my high quality, hilarious comment?
I think he deleted his account. =>-.-<= im a kitty.
I still don't understand how to directly respond to comments on here without going back to the front page and finding the post I commented on.
Is this an issue, or am I retarded?
In the mail box you can click on the title and it will take you here. @x0x7 i dont know if we can ping like that, i normally use my heat seeking goldfish.
I see what you're saying. Like you guys would like to reply to post comments inside of mail? I guess we could do that. I don't think most sites do.
ping does work? i dunno what he's saying. i just click the title of the mail and it pops me to the body of the reply. then i can take in the whole thing. hashtag shrugs?