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[-]LarrySwinger
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Now do me. Or I guess that would make me not an incel, technically speaking...

Oh you! You know im going to make one for you! lol! i'll make it extra dutch!


Character Sheet: Jason Carswell


Basic Information

  • Name: Jason Carswell
  • Race: Human
  • Class: Animator Philosopher
  • Alignment: Chaotic Good (Liberty Lover)
  • Age: 56
  • Gender: Male
  • Homeland: Canada
  • Occupation: Animator, Freedom Advocate, Wiki Keeper
  • Affiliation: Projex.Wiki

Attributes

Attribute Value Description
Strength 9 Physically average, but resourceful when the going gets tough.
Dexterity 12 Nimble fingers from years of animating and crafting projects.
Constitution 11 Resilient from facing challenges, though age plays a factor.
Intelligence 16 Sharp mind and deep knowledge, especially about liberty and technology.
Wisdom 14 Life experiences have gifted him with good judgment.
Charisma 13 Persuasive and inspiring, especially when discussing freedom.

Skills

Skill Value Description
Animation Mastery +8 Proficient in various animation techniques and tools.
Wiki Management +7 Knowledgeable in curating and maintaining complex wikis.
Public Speaking +6 Skilled at expressing ideas about freedom and collaboration.
Survival (Canadian) +5 Adapted to cold climates and rural living.
Research +8 Unearthing information and documenting it effectively.
Tinkering +4 Likes to experiment with projects and tools.
Liberty Advocacy +10 Passionate about freedom, self-sovereignty, and decentralization.
Digital Networking +6 Connections with like-minded communities across the web.

Abilities

  1. Animator’s Precision: Years of animating have sharpened Jason's hand-eye coordination and attention to detail. He can use this skill for crafting, designing, or improvising tools.
  2. Wiki Architect: Jason can rapidly organize complex information and make it accessible to others. His understanding of collaborative platforms is unmatched.
  3. Voice of Freedom: Jason inspires allies by speaking passionately about liberty and decentralization, granting them bonuses to morale and critical thinking.
  4. Cold Resilience: As a Canadian, Jason is accustomed to cold climates and suffers less from environmental penalties related to low temperatures.
  5. Project Catalyst: When working on creative or technical projects, Jason boosts productivity for himself and his team.

Equipment

  • Tools of the Trade:

    • Wacom Tablet: A magical device that enhances his artistic output and precision.
    • Projex.Wiki Archives: Contains a vast repository of decentralized knowledge and resources.
    • Freedom Torch: A symbolic item that inspires those around him to embrace liberty.
  • Clothing and Armor:

    • Rugged Winter Jacket: Insulates against harsh climates and adds +2 to survival rolls in cold environments.
    • Animator’s Gloves: Protects his hands while working and grants dexterity bonuses for fine movements.
  • Miscellaneous Gear:

    • Notebook of Ideas: Filled with sketches, notes, and plans for future projects.
    • Backpack of Provisions: A sturdy bag containing tools, snacks, and survival gear.

Personality Traits

  • Passionate: Jason is deeply driven by his belief in liberty and the potential of decentralized collaboration.
  • Creative: Always bursting with ideas, whether for an animation, a project, or a philosophical debate.
  • Independent: Prefers self-reliance and cherishes autonomy.
  • Optimistic Realist: Sees the challenges in life but chooses to focus on opportunities for change and growth.

Quirks

  • Coffee Enthusiast: Rarely starts a project without a strong cup of coffee.
  • Map Collector: Loves exploring and documenting both physical and digital spaces.
  • Skeptical of Authority: Distrusts centralized power and always looks for decentralized solutions.

Background Story

Jason Carswell grew up with a passion for storytelling, leading him into the world of animation. Over decades, he honed his craft while simultaneously fostering a love for freedom, collaboration, and knowledge-sharing. This passion culminated in his founding of Projex.Wiki, a decentralized knowledge platform aimed at empowering individuals and communities.

Though Canada’s climate can be unforgiving, Jason thrives in the snowy wilderness, often drawing inspiration from the serene landscapes. When he’s not animating or curating knowledge, he can be found debating ideas of liberty with friends or sketching his next big project.

Jason's life is a testament to the idea that art, knowledge, and freedom are intertwined forces that shape humanity's future.


Stat Block

Attribute Value
HP (Health Points) 24
MP (Motivation Points) 30
Armor Class 10 + Constitution Modifier
Speed 30ft

[-]JasonCarswell
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Thanks for the assessment. I'll use this at my next job interview.

Considerably accurate but there are a few notes:

  • I'm only 54. (Blows my mind that I can say this. Time flies.)
  • Currently as a contractor and roofer I'd guess my strength is not just average. What are these values out of?
  • My animation proficiency is rusty so I'll take the 8, but when I get back in that saddle I'll resume my 10/10.
  • You overestimate my wiki prowess, but maybe I should improve on that myself.
  • You misunderstand - my ability to endure the cold does not mean I suffer less.
  • I use my CriticalEye™ far more than my Wacom Tablet.
  • From Amazon I got 24 white polyester animator/Santa gloves that I don't need. They're too semi-transparent, show the seams, and don't take good photos. I can send them to you.
  • How did you know about my Urth photographer's backpack customized with aircraft cables with loops and carabiners that hang tool bags (better than grocery bags)? I take lots of stuff everywhere in this manner, and it tightens my core. I come prepared, like a good Boy Scout.
  • I don't drink coffee or even like Coffee Crisps. Never appreciated the bitter coffee flavour. Plus without the habit I'm sensitive to caffeine which makes it more effective when I get it by other means.
  • "Map Collector"? A bit. More like "Book Collector".
  • Accurate and worth emphasizing: "Skeptical of Authority" And though I'm tempted I'll spare writing you a whole screed on the finer points of my antiauthoritarianism philosophies.
  • I grew up with a passion to be creative, leading to animation, leading to storytelling.

Height: 6'0"
Weight: varies from 175 to 210 lbs, changing like the climate
Appearance: Santa

Weaknesses:

  • Jason has too many ideas, good, bad, ugly, and terrific - but doesn't know how to effectively realize a fraction of them.
  • Jason often gets so caught up in details and/or projects that he doesn't know how to effectively wrangle others and/or the masses into collaborative endeavours.
  • Jason dislikes inescapable weather - when too hot and humid you can't take off anymore layers, when freezing more layers don't improve things, or when the corporatocracy unleashes compulsory geoengineering chemtrails.

Put this on my cremation urn:
" Jason's life is a testament to the idea that art, knowledge, and freedom are intertwined forces that shape humanity's future. "

A masterfully poetic and inspiring review. I want to meet this Jason guy.

You took this far to seriously my friend.... i like that!

[-]JasonCarswell
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As did you... I like that!