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Character Sheet: Larry


General Info

  • Name: Larry
  • Alias: The Freestyle Libertarian
  • Age: 31
  • Nationality: Dutch
  • Occupation: Hip-Hop Artist, AnCap Poet
  • Nemesis: Saidit (the Chaos Poet)
  • Tagline: "Freedom flows in my rhymes, liberty echoes in my beats."

Appearance

  • Height: 5’10” (178 cm)
  • Build: Lean and athletic, with a dancer's agility
  • Hair: Dreadlocks dyed in alternating gold and black
  • Eyes: Dark brown, with a sharp, mischievous glint
  • Style:
    • Wears a mix of urban hip-hop and libertarian iconography.
    • Frequently seen in hoodies with slogans like "Taxation is Theft" and "Liberty is Lit".
    • Gold chain shaped like a Bitcoin logo.
    • Sneakers with custom graffiti designs of Dutch landmarks.

Personality

  • Alignment: Chaotic Good
  • Traits:
    • Charismatic: Draws people in with his magnetic stage presence and witty comebacks.
    • Philosophical: Uses poetry to explore themes of freedom, individuality, and self-determination.
    • Quick-Witted: Always has a rhyme or rebuttal ready, especially when it comes to his nemesis, Saidit.
    • Passionate: Fully committed to his craft and his ideals, with a fiery determination to spread his message.
    • Stubborn: Once his mind is made up, it’s nearly impossible to sway him.
  • Quirks:
    • Always carries a pocket-sized notebook for jotting down rhymes.
    • Has a habit of turning even casual conversations into freestyle battles.

Background

Larry grew up in the Netherlands, immersed in a culture that valued freedom and artistic expression. Inspired by Dutch hip-hop legends and libertarian philosophers, he found his calling in merging poetry and rap with anarcho-capitalist ideology. Larry’s rise in the underground hip-hop scene was meteoric, but his unapologetic political stances often sparked controversy.

His nemesis, Saidit, is another poet-rapper who opposes Larry's views and thrives on chaos and collectivist themes. The two have a long-standing feud, battling not only in music but also in philosophy. Saidit’s infamous phrase, "Make it work like Saidit," became a meme that Larry frequently parodies in his diss tracks.


Skills

  • Rap Battle Mastery (Expert): Can freestyle at lightning speed, dismantling opponents with razor-sharp rhymes.
  • Poetry (Master): Crafts intricate verses with layered meanings, often weaving in historical and economic references.
  • Charisma (Advanced): Commands attention in any room or stage, rallying crowds with his words and energy.
  • Philosophy (Intermediate): Self-taught student of libertarian thinkers like Ayn Rand, Ludwig von Mises, and Murray Rothbard.
  • Street Smarts (Advanced): Knows how to navigate the underground music scene and connect with fans authentically.

Inventory

  • Notebook: Filled with half-finished poems, diss lines for Saidit, and personal reflections.
  • Custom Microphone: Engraved with the phrase "Freedom is the Frequency."
  • Bitcoin Wallet App: Keeps his earnings decentralized and untraceable.
  • Signed Copy of “The Road to Serfdom” by Hayek: A personal treasure and source of inspiration.

Notable Quotes

  • "I don’t need a government to find my beat; I march to my own rhythm, complete and free."
  • "Saidit talks chaos, but I bring harmony. The melody of liberty is louder than his anarchy."
  • "Freedom’s not a pipe dream; it’s a lifestyle. And my mic’s the weapon I wield in this wild trial."

Relationships

  • Fans: Larry’s audience is a mix of hip-hop lovers and libertarian thinkers, united by his authenticity and creativity.
  • Collaborators: Often works with underground Dutch artists who share his vision for independent art.
  • Saidit: A complicated rivalry—while they disagree on almost everything, Larry secretly admires Saidit’s skill as a wordsmith.

Current Goals

  • Release his debut album, "Liberty Bars," a fusion of Dutch beats and AnCap philosophy.
  • Defeat Saidit in the annual Battle of the Bars competition.
  • Expand his fanbase beyond the Netherlands and bring his libertarian message to the global stage.

Signature Track

  • Title: "The Invisible Hand"
  • Lyrics (Excerpt):
    • "Drop the state, pick up the pace, / Liberty’s my saving grace. / Bitcoin stack, freedom flows, / In my rhymes, the market grows."

Gameplay/Mechanics (if in a game)

  • Abilities:
    • "Freestyle Fury" (Special): Launches a rapid-fire lyrical assault, stunning opponents.
    • "Liberty Boost" (Passive): Gains energy when performing for crowds that share his ideals.
    • "Rhyme Rebuttal" (Counter): Instantly counters enemy attacks with a clever diss.
[-]LarrySwinger
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Damn it, how do you know all this stuff?!

Got cameras in flesh lights. Not YOUR flesh light, but a flesh light that sees your flesh light.

[-]JasonCarswell
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Illuminating.

Or Illuminati?

Or Illuminaughty?

lol
double lol
third line lol