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I need a way to tell people they are gay when they click on my profile to view my details. This will help me remind every one how gay they are with zero cost to me. It is free gay telling energy. It will help to increase my gay shaming by maybe 5%. If I am lucky, some search crawlers will find the profile and this could increase my rate of reminding by 10-100000%. Depending on how many bots actually getting involved.

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[-]JasonCarswell2(+2|0)

A vanity page should have something worthy to be vain about.
I'm not seeing it.

[-]x0x70(0|0)

Yep.

[-]ThePompusWompus4(+4|0)

Surely the mere sound of you sucking dicks inflicts a 10km radius of gay reminder on everyone around you.

There is only so much time in the day and someone has to deliver all these bags of dicks to your mother.

[-]ThePompusWompus4(+4|0)

You must be a slow learner. Just how many hours over how many days do you need to be shown how not to choke on those dicks you insist on sucking

If i don't join in with your mother, she won't buy as many bags of dicks as possible.

[-]LarrySwinger2(+2|0)

This is some next level flaming going on ITT.

Look man, the message has to get out. Specially here. Specially... with you.