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Virgin born of Paula Stolofsky in 1956 -- she, the most blessed of all mortal women -- Jeffrey Epstein was clearly of divine origins to all who knew him, from a very early age. Beloved of all women, especially young women, he used his talents in mathematics and science to procure a teaching position at the highly prestigious Dalton School, despite having no college degree. Clearly, even at the age of 21, the world could already see his divine mission, his heaven sent gifts, that God himself was manifest in all he did, especially with very, very young girls. Truly, he pursued his unique Godly vocation with zeal at the Dalton School, blessing all the underage drinking girls he possibly could, every chance he got.
But, Satan reared his ugly head, and the evil school authorities failed in their appointed task of blessing our one true God, Jeffrey Epstein, and dismissed him from his appointed and chosen task at the Dalton School.
God Epstein saw the evil in the school administrators, but, it troubled him not. God's will was done, and Jeffrey Epstein used his divine gifts to procure incredibly wealthy clients of all types in the American financial world, blessing them with the greatest of all gifts, the holy child virgin girls of all America. God is Great! Hallelujah!
Jeffrey Epstein, our Lord and Savior, showed stunning divine mathematical insight in creating the greatest of Ponzi schemes, the most extraordinary of tax havens for the superrich, all the while giving them the greatest of gifts of extremely youthful female flesh.
And, Lo, one day, our Lord God Epstein encountered his one true, chosen prophet. It was at a party with innumerable underage girls, and, the Prophet Donald Trump was busily amusing himself. Our Lord Epstein could see in Donald Trump the one man who could spread his message, and inspire the multitudes to follow him, where he led. The Prophet Donald Trump's stunning salesmanship skills were manifest throughout his careers in real estate and entertainment. All would follow him. Trump would Make America Great Again, by the will of our Lord and Savior Jeffrey Epstein!
And, so God Epstein trained and led the Prophet Trump, and Trump followed where he led, lured on forever by youthful female flesh.
And, behold, the God Epstein was martyred in the flesh, indeed, by the Prophet Trump himself! All this, to fulfill his ultimate destiny, of bringing truth to all Mankind.
For the Prophet Trump now went on preach the Word of Epstein, and all listened to him, for, they knew that Epstein would Make America Great Again. Hallelujah!
And, the great hordes of MAGA disciples worshipped and bowed down to the prophet Trump, and they gave homage to God Epstein, and they sacrificed all their daughters, granddaughters and, yea, even their great-granddaughters on his Holy Alters!
And, behold, the entire world was consumed and worshipped at the feet of Epstein, Trump and MAGA, and they gave homage with youthful female flesh forever, and ever, for this is the truth and the light. Amen!!