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I was asked to come here for some reason. A bunch of homos from some place call the You Ess said they needed a real man to show them how to be a woman.

Man this site needs some work.

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[-]x0x74(+4|0)

If you could change one thing about this site what would you change?

When I post a text post, it doesnt have a scroll bar that goes off into the distance like my dong.

Also, get rid of all the users.

[-]LarrySwinger3(+3|0)

I'm sorry for inviting you.

So you should be. You should pay with your life.

[-]LarrySwinger1(+1|0)

Alright I pay 2 life.

You have two life? Where did the other come from? I want genuine life, not just some random street urchins.

[-]Wiglaf2(+2|0)

Welcome. I did not expect you to accept the invite, but I’m pleasantly surprised.

This site is actually perfect. I’ve come to the conclusion that the spirit of the Wild West Internet can only exist in the liminal spaces of websites that are actively maintained and functional but not quite there yet in terms of UX.

I am having trouble with the layout of the site. It doesnt work on my computers properly.

[-]Wiglaf0(0|0)

I know isn't it great?

Look man, its great like my balls. I only need a splash of testicularium on my wife and shes pregnant. But any more than that and she'll need a hysterectomy.

[-]YoureJewish2(+2|0)

The great people of the northern hemisphere cried out in pain as they called you a faggot.

Well, i am from the northern hemisphere. Or what is left of my family is. Communism and war does shit to people. Like, make them worthless and not worth visiting anymore because europe is a shit hole and I can't justify giving money to airlines who would make the world a better place if they did not exist. Also they still havent cleared most of their country minefields.

[-]ThePompusWompus2(+2|0)

Sounds kind of gay and antisemetic

I assure you, it is.

[-]ThePompusWompus2(+2|0)

In that case, I’m sure you’ll fit right in

That space is already taken. Can't fit anything else in.

[-]Neol1(+1|0)

Nice username.

It's not my real username. I have another. It's a secret though. You will never know it. Ever. No one else on this site knows it at all. Not even the guy who posted an hour before you.

[-]wawhite1(+1|0)

Well that was quicker than i thought it would be.

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Thats what she said

I. Dont. Know. What. You. Are. Talking. About. cracker.

[-]gooselord0(0|0)

You remind me of a faggot in one knew. He was some kind of man. An man.

I hear he is legendary in some places. A hero to some, a curse to some, cream cheese to most.

[-]wawhite0(0|0)

I need new music. Been patiently awaiting the follow up to Pidgin Crusher and Worms

The computer that had all my gear on it died. And I mean, the drive lost their partition data level of dead. I lost all my enthusiasm. I could try to recover it but it wont be easy and I have too much going all these years. Soon i will have to start from scratch though as the kiddies are learning music.