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This is common occurrence because I am a tall person and my feet are built to match. Been wondering just how badly ones balance and/or speed are effected if the remove the toes off the sides.

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[-]YoureJewish3(+3|0)

"I'm tall and don't know how to use my feet"

Brother, are you retarded?

[-]dog2(+2|0)

He writes "self-deprecating humor." Seems you don't want to help him with an answer.

Here's a medical answer, sans a few toes: balance is difficult at first but it improves https://myhealth.alberta.ca/Health/aftercareinformation/pages/conditions.aspx?hwid=ug3848

Here's a logical answer: balance and speed reduce significantly because it's like using stilts to walk with no toes

Here's a goatmatrix answer: that would be retarded

My answer: WTF he got toes on the sides of his feet?

Seems you don't want to help him with an answer.

Take your penis out of your can opener.

medical answer,

Phantom pain is really the only thing that truly bothers me about amputation. I think I could learn to get around with one arm or one leg or something, but to think that limb is still there is unsettling.

Hey, lets say, every one builds their houses and society to a set standard. EG< door heights are all the same. And lets say, you don't fit into that standard template.

Hey presto, you cant find shoes, office chairs and comfortable cars.

[-]Wiglaf0(0|0)

if you end up getting them removed can you send them to me?

I wreckon there might be some additional customs paperwork that needs to be filed that I can't be bothered doing.