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A Mother's day idea.(self)
4 commentsbyTom_Bombadil

Here a fun idea for mother's day on May 11 2025, which is next Sunday.

The Arabic word for mother is "umm" or "waleda."

Add some cultural spice to this mother's day by peppering in these diverse and colorful synonyms for mother.

Happy... Umm... waleda's day!

https://www.fluentarabic.net/different-words-for-mother-in-arabic/

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[-]LarrySwinger2(+2|0)

Yes and we should introduce new days for example we should brand Tuesdays as Troonsdays where we celebrate troons. I will write "happy troonsday!" to them every week.

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[-]Tom_Bombadil0(+0|0)

Happy troonsday is great.

Tuesday troonsday truthday...

Then bring up some troon trivia.

"Fun fact. William Bruce Jenner was actually a woman when he won the Olympic decathlon in 76. A demonic female entity leveraged otherworldly abilities and took control of a willing male host; Bruce sold his soul to win, and was the first person on a Wheaties box.

Bruce admitted in an interview that he wasn't ranked in the top ten American competitors in the event, but miraculously placed third overall by beating his previous best race by a whopping 17 seconds in the 1972 Olympic trials.

This demonic duo went on to defeat every top male competitor in the 1976 Olympic decathlon.

Years later, this duo again made headlines in a fatal car accident, and was brought up on manslaughter charges, but the silly charges were eventually dropped...
Because the LAPD is down with this demonic duos, and trios, and a host of other Soul-capturing and demonic conditions.

We'll see you again next week for Tuesday troonsday trivia...

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[-]x0x70(+0|0)

Yep. A nice way to do something cringe that will make you feel good about yourself by finding the lowest effort way to associate with a programmed feel good politic while doing absolutely nothing that would be appreciated by the person you are celebrating.

If I was a mom I'd be thinking ok you took what was supposed to be my day and turned it into your day to be a vapid cunt.

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[-]Tom_Bombadil0(+0|0)

Excluding the vapid part, that's a pretty good summary.

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